Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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