Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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