I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize