I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you traded sex for a burrito?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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