Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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