She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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