I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I think i peed on brittanys purse
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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