Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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