She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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