the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Randomize