She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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