I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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