no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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