ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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