tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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