I must be too annoying 4 u.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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