On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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