I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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just come out here and I will go home with you...
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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