Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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