found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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