Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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