There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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