Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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