yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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