Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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