Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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