16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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