make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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