i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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