My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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