I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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