i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm both gender and math confused
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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