your thong is hanging out like whoa
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Randomize
