Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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