oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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