theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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