Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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