her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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