No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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