non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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