just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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