What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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