Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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