you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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