Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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