The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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