I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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