dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
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And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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