just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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