just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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