Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Houston, we have a squirter
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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