So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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