belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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