Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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