his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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