no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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