First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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