Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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