Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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